Episode 66 - “McCain’s Talk Vs Action”

July 26, 2017

John McCain is a war hero, a lifetime public servant, and a 30 year Congressional veteran. And NO ONE lasts 30 years in DC without trading in or at least pawning their spine. Senator McCain is no exception.


Episode 64 - Turns Out DUMBASS Runs in the Trump Family

July 12, 2017

Oh the sweet delicious irony of a major blow to the Trump regime being via EMAIL. Lock him up! Lock him up!


Episode 63 - “North Korean Nukes Pointed Up Our Ass, and a Child in the White House”

July 5, 2017

Looks like we have a real chance to see just how much of a tough guy our chickenshit, chickenhawk president is, cause North Korea can likely nuke Alaska right now. As you read this. 


Episode 61 - Sessions Oozes, I Mean BREEZES, Through Senate Hearing

June 14, 2017

Trump gets a hearty round of "DANKE!"s from his closest circle of ass-kissers, and meanwhile Sessions tells the Senate to pucker up too. 


Episode 60 - Comey Testimony: Getcha Covfefe Ready!

June 7, 2017

What would you do if you were fired for bullshit reasons by your boss cause you knew he did some shady, illegal shit, then had the chance to tell all? CSPAN, CNN, MSNBC, WWE. 


Episode 59 - Comey’s Turn

May 31, 2017

Trump ran his fat two scoops of ice cream hole about Comey after uncerimoniously canning him. Now Comey is appearing before Congress. Cue Trump's BEST pants pissing. Like, tremendous. You've never seen urine filled adult diapers like these!


Episode 56 - Comey’s Out, Trump’s Not Far Behind

May 10, 2017

President Donald Trump just axed the man who helped hand him the Presidency. James Comey is out at the FBI, and as safe as Trump now thinks he is, he's that much closer to being out at the White House. 


Episode 56 - “Trump Hustles for His Next Bombing Fix”

April 19, 2017

The matchup: North Korea's nuclear ambitions vs Mike Pence's piercing gaze. WONDERFUL. How about Trump and Un meet at the flagpole and they can slapfight it out. Man(tits) to man(tits).


Episode 55 - “Trump’s Beautiful Babies”

April 12, 2017

President Trump pretended to be human last week and justified his missile strike on Syria as sympathy for dead kids instead of a ready-made approval ratings witch doctor. And GOP leaders smiled and nodded along, while their past selves ripped Obama's face off for asking for their permission for what Trump did without it. 


Episode 54 - Comcast Needs More Money, Choose Tamer Porn

April 5, 2017

The poor, penniless scrappy small businesses known as Verizon and Comcast need an infusion of funds. Of course they'll go the free market route and think and innovate their way to more cash flow with hard work...PSYCHE! Just fuckin with you. They're gonna harvest and sell your information with help from your elected officials.